Marketplace Madness

Placing an order for takeout, clothing, vacation packages, and robots over the internet is passe. Welcome to the post-modern market, where individuals pay money for things no one would think of actually using.
This person wants to exchange your green for an empty box that smells like candy, and she's very very excited about it.
Or, for $10,000 you could buy this person's last name. The ultimate display of wealth is in spending on impracticality, the useless expenditures of a culture that is simply crazy about wonderfulness and singularity.
